Piss on thee Nurse

So im chillin at work rite, texting watching the baseball game, same ol same ol not doing much.
and outta nowhere btw i work at a group home, so ya outta nowhere one of my dudes is walkin towards the couch and straight up collapses into the entertainment center head first.

Dude is like 55, his head is busted open and i dont think he's breathing. So i finish my text then run towards him. I turn him over onto his back and i try 2 talk to him, he isnt sayin anything. Turns out he had a seizure. So i call 911 the paramedics come, scoop him up and take him to the hospital.

My manager shows up and asks if i'll go 2 the hospital and hang with him to make sure he's ok. So i'm at Thunderbird Hospital chillin, texting, watching the baseball game and these fine ass nurses walk in Yo they were smellin soooo good they were both from Yugoslavia, fine ass woman in Yugo. But anyway their tryin 2 hook him to an IV and they cant find a vein.

So dude is like man i gotta pee. And he keeps repeatin this over and over, their just like ignoring him telling him to wait. So he gets all quiet all of a sudden and im like cool hes just gonna wait.

Next thing i kno old man with his other hand busts open his zipper and pulls out his baby maker, the nurses start yellin tellin him to wait, he just starts pissin, i mean piss EVERYWHERE like a sprinkler or somethin all over those girls... it was hilarious.

Ohhhh and then an hour later, he tells me he needs to pee again. And i'm like ok this time ima let them kno immediatly, so this MAN nurse comes up with this urin device and he tells old man to sit up cuz i guess he thot he needed to take a shit. & old man goes "Just for my dick" LMAO!!! me and the MAN nurse start crackin up.

Anway turns out Old Man is gonna be ok. but those nurses got straight up pissed on by and old dude it was sooo nasty, but sooo funny.